she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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