i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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