was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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