I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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