Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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