Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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