they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
