I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just want to make out with him forever
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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