I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Life without a bra equals bliss.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
