I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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