"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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