Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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