i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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