She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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