lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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