My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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