I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm always down for nudity.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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