Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm getting married
To pizza
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
