I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Randomize
