Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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