I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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