he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
