It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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