so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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