the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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