she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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