So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I've blown a few things in my day
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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