She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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