I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan