I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.