can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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