It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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