Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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