So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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