I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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