You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize