i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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