Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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