What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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