No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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