hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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