There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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