Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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