I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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