He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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