gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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