Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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