i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i believe in u and ur pee
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