Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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