dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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