Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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