Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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