So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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