You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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