I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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