All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Let's get the cat blown out
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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