wakey wakey hands off snakey
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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