But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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