Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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